Cracking newsletter entry from Radio 4’s In Our Time’s Melvyn Bragg a week ago:
"Hello
I’m just passing Eros in Piccadilly Circus. If I remember rightly (did I say that – what a terrible phrase) this was the centre of London to which all signposts all over the empire referred. Therefore, when you are at the Cape of Good Hope and it says a great number of thousand miles to London, it means that if you travel like an arrow you hit Eros, which seems about the right way round from the Cape of Good Hope/the Cape of Storms. (I think that’s called having it both ways)
Felt very rusty this morning after being off for a few weeks. Slept very badly; strange to have first-night nerves again and again and again. I think live radio is a permanent state (damn, here’s a taxi bearing down on me) of first-night nerves. I had a very peculiar morning, a bit like a hero in Turgenev (hero’s too strong). After the programme and after a discussion with the three principals who roared on about the subject in hand, and gave us jewels which included the apparent fact that the New Caledonian crow is the second-most skilful worker with tools on the planet next to us and well ahead of the chimpanzees; that had the dinosaurs not been extinguished, then there is every possibility that a raptor in 2001 would be using a mobile phone because the brain structures or the brain definitions are just the same as ours, as are those of dolphins, as are those of crows (a lot of praise for crows) although the neural systems are different. And much else. I embarked on this bizarre 19th century route. I went to try on a jacket which had been re-cut because the first time I tried it on it looked like a sack. I went for a haircut. Then I went to be measured for handmade shoes – a Christmas present from my wife who is fed up with me moaning about how my toes are crushed, my feet don’t work and that sort of thing. Afterwards, I had lunch with one of my oldest and closest friends and we discussed this newsletter and he said "you dictate it, don’t you? It’s quite obvious and", he added gallantly, "all the better for it!". I think I must emphasise that he is a good friend.
I hope to be de-rusted next week.
Best wishes
Melvyn Bragg"
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